As I've made annoyingly clear to most of my friends and acquaintances--the people who stand still long enough to hear me say a full sentence before looking for a safe exit--I have a simple, elegant answer to many of the intractable ills that plague America: poverty, a failing educational system, crime, the illicit drug trade, stagnant inner-city economies, the obesity epidemic.
Here it is: Let's give $25,000 in cash, no strings attached, to each and every American who lives below the federally set poverty line (and no, I don't care what your papers say: if you're here, you're an American). It's a yearly payment until you don't qualify anymore (and no, the payment does not count as income and wouldn't disqualify you; only earnings independent of the poverty stipend count to get you out of poverty and off the program. We're talking about cold, hard cash here: no bureaucrats wanted, no social engineers need apply for a grant.
I can hear the peals of outrage: You mean, just give all those poor people all that money? Just GIVE it to them? That's crazy! They'll spend it all on crack!
I answer unruffled: It may be nuts. And some of that nicely redesigned cash may be spent unwisely. But what we're administering is the only weapon that's proof against all the problems mentioned above. When confronted with difficulty, doubt or obstacles of any sort, the affluent in America utter slogans about values and steadfastness. As their words die on the wind, they wheel in their trusty artillery: the credit accounts and cash reserves. Meantime, we bleed little dribbles of cash into the lives of the poor, and all it does is keep them poor. Their poverty and all that accompanies it, from lousy health care to crappy schools, is tolerated with a wink of concern and a nod to reform, and little, very little, changes. It's not that we don't mean to do better. We do. Millions of people far better than me have dedicated their lives to improving life for others. I just think it's time the rest of us, through our gigantic government ATM machine, to get into the act.
Don't think about the downside for the moment--where in the world will we get all that money?--think about the upside: First of all, an economic stimulus that would have groceries and big-box stores and banks and other services the rest of us take for granted fighting to get into neighborhoods they've shunned for generations; that stimulus would have a far-reaching impact in creating new government revenue. Second, removing the principal motive and driver for most inner-city crime. Third, giving the have-nots some real clout about where they send their kids to school. Fourth, providing resources for community self-improvement projects.
Now about the cash. Spending that kind of dough should give us pause. Some recent statistics show that 37 million Americans live below the federal "poverty line." Let's round up to 40 million, since things haven't gotten any easier in the year and a half since those numbers came out. Now if we gave each of our less fortunate fellow citizens 25 grand apiece--everyone in the family gets a payment, even the kids and the ex-cons who never graduated eighth grade--that comes to $1 trillion.
But where there's a will, there's a way. Over the last five or six years, we've been reminded of that repeatedly, especially when it comes to the government and money. Iraq: $550 billion and counting (that amounts to a $25,000 payment to every Iraqi--even the ones who don't love us). The negative economic impact over the next generation is forecast to be as much as $3 trillion. Bush tax cuts: the total number is so high it will make your nose bleed, but the yearly cost if they're made permanent is expected to be $400 billion. Then there's the Year of the Bailout. It's getting hard to keep track, but off the top of my head: $30 billion for Bear Stearns; Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac: $200 billion; Great Bailout of Ought-Eight: at least $700 billion. I feel like I'm forgetting a couple hundred billion somewhere.
Now, the architects of our tax cuts, wars, and financial mega-rescues say roughly the same thing in defending their handiwork: it's all necessary for our prosperity, well-being, and national survival. I'll make the same claim for my $25,000 Solution: It's a prescription for the economic and social ailments that beset not only the 40 million people who live in poverty, but for the entire society that has failed in its efforts to address those ailments.
And really, after the Bush years, what could it hurt to try?
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