I was looking for the phone number of a local hardware store. In doing that, I came across a mention of this: Father Dom's Duck's Doo Compost.
Weed seed free and made entirely of recycled duck poop, cranberries, rice hulls, wood shavings, pickles and vanilla beans, Duck's Doo Compost is surprisingly sweet smelling. You could say it's "heaven scent"!
All the marketiing crap aside, the guy's story -- he's a parish priest in Kenosha, Wisconsin, who launched into community work after surviving lymphoma -- is actually pretty neat.