What Iraq Needs: "In the history of Iraq, more than 7,000 years, there have always been strong leaders," said [Sheik Muhammad Bakr Khamis al-Suhail, a respected Shiite neighborhood leader in Baghdad. "We need strong rulers or dictators like Franco, Hitler, even Mubarak. We need a strong dictator, and a fair one at the same time, to kill all extremists, Sunni and Shiite.”
--"A Thirst for Final, Crushing Victory," Edward Wong, The New York Times
Hogwash (R.I.P. Fred): "Hogzilla," the behemoth feral porker recently killed by an 11-year-old wielding a .50-caliber pistol -- this is still a great country -- turns out not to have been wild. And not to have been named Hogzilla. His former owner, who bought him as a present for his wife a few years back and sold him to the hunting plantation where he met his end, called him Fred.